Harvey Q. Koala was furious. He couldn't take it anymore. The Bogan (redneck) across the bar was gonna get it! The ruddy Roo (kangaroo) Tradie (tradesman) was complaining about the ripper (really good) local Eucalyptus Lager.
One more bloody word was all it was gonna take and Harvey would stick his bottle up the idiot's nose! It was bad enough serving bloody tourists that kept saying 'crickey dingo' and 'throw another shrimp on the barbie,' but putting up with ignorant Roo' was where he drew the line. This was a fair dinkum (genuine) koala bar and if you didn't like eucalyptus in your beer, than you were in the wrong bloody bar!