Santa’s little helper:
Stumpy McMuffin was a keener even by Uber-high Elf standards. He made sure that every toy that he built was ‘top notch;’ a perfect copy that every little boy and girl would love to own on Christmas Day! His defective to present ratio was next to zero, as the toys that he produced never failed. Stumpy was a toy making machine.
This year though, the ‘Big Guy’ had sent down word that the ‘old school’ Christmas standards, like blocks, jack in the boxes, and rocking horses were passe nowadays. Kids wanted fancy, expensive toys nowadays that the mega corporations produced. Unfortunately, Santa had suffered a bad year on the stock market and that’s when Santa’s Elf’s were ordered to make copies of the new Lego sets, Transformers, Barbie’s and PlayStation games.
Then one frosty morning, on Christmas Eve, when Stumpy and the gang were in the final stretch, the door to the warehouse was kicked in! Shouting filled the air and lights flashed. It was the Feds! Apparently Santa had been accused of intellectual property theft! Stumpy and the gang were charged with toy counterfeiting and sent to prison.
That was the day the underground criminal organization known as ‘The Elf Gang’ was born. Stumpy McMuffin became their legendary leader. The corporations of the world would soon regret earning Santas wrath!!